LIFE IS SO MUCH EASIER NOW THAT I'VE GIVEN UP ON LOVE.

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Lots of people complain about not having enough time in the day. Well, I’ll tell you a really straightforward way to streamline your schedule: give up on love entirely. No more odious “communication” required. No more time sucked into visiting in-laws, or going to see movies you wouldn’t have chosen yourself. Plus, you can relax your hygiene routine.

Lots of people complain about not having enough time in the day. Well, I’ll tell you a really straightforward way to streamline your schedule: give up on love entirely. No more odious “communication” required. No more time sucked into visiting in-laws, or going to see movies you wouldn’t have chosen yourself. Plus, you can relax your hygiene routine.