I WANT TO PUNCH THE WORLD IN THE FACE TODAY.

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As a therapist, I’m supposed to check for suicidal thoughts in everyone I work with. But what I want to know is, what about homicidal thoughts? Because I’m willing to bet that most people would rather take out their annoying neighbor, or that overbearing coworker, or that ex who just won’t quit, than harm themselves. Let’s be real, here.

As a therapist, I’m supposed to check for suicidal thoughts in everyone I work with. But what I want to know is, what about homicidal thoughts? Because I’m willing to bet that most people would rather take out their annoying neighbor, or that overbearing coworker, or that ex who just won’t quit, than harm themselves. Let’s be real, here.