I AM JACK'S INFLAMED SENSE OF REJECTION.

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Rejection is the worst. Your first reaction is probably like, what’s wrong with me that he/she/they rejected me? But I would urge you to do a few things before you give up on life. Step 1: apply an ice pack, like you would to any other swollen or inflamed part of the body. Step 2: get a hobby you can devote thousands of hours into, to forget about the rejection. Step 3: find an inanimate object to “reject,” so you can pretend like the score is settled. We all good now?

Rejection is the worst. Your first reaction is probably like, what’s wrong with me that he/she/they rejected me? But I would urge you to do a few things before you give up on life. Step 1: apply an ice pack, like you would to any other swollen or inflamed part of the body. Step 2: get a hobby you can devote thousands of hours into, to forget about the rejection. Step 3: find an inanimate object to “reject,” so you can pretend like the score is settled. We all good now?