GET THE HECK AWAY FROM ME, PLEASE.

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Sometimes, there’s just no good way to say it. You can try to dress it up in politeness, with the utmost sensitivity to the other person’s feelings. But at the end of the day, you should probably just admit it, and say it plainly. Or, y’know, you could send them a postcard to break the news. Just don’t go overboard and sign it “xoxo.”

Sometimes, there’s just no good way to say it. You can try to dress it up in politeness, with the utmost sensitivity to the other person’s feelings. But at the end of the day, you should probably just admit it, and say it plainly. Or, y’know, you could send them a postcard to break the news. Just don’t go overboard and sign it “xoxo.”