MODELS: MADONNA, JUDD NELSON; BACKGROUNDS: Y.B.D., VANITY FAIR; TEXT: Y.B.D.
This card lies in stark contrast to another postcard I made recently that had good and generous intentions behind it, which was get fucked in the best possible way. But the sentiment behind this one, you can get so fucked, is nasty, rude, and vengeful at its core. And it means it! Depending on the circumstance, that intention can be entirely justified. But the purpose of putting it on a postcard is simply self-expression, which I hope to accomplish if and when you chuckled and felt any level of identification with this card. Look, Madonna gets it, John Bender from The Breakfast Club gets it, and I certainly do, too. There are people in this world who underestimated you. People who would have liked nothing more than to pull the wool over your eyes, and exploit some element of your time, money, energy, body, or overall generosity for their own selfish gain. People who never had any intention of giving any real or true part of themselves in the spirit of friendship, or just plain mutuality. Please, I implore you, be done with such people now. See them for who they are, which is yesterday’s stinky banana peels. Cut your losses and forget about them as soon as humanly possible — but not without a good ol’ you can get so fucked parting shot, on their way out. There is no need to over-explain, or to provide a bullet-pointed laundry list of their faults or transgressions. Doing so will only make you appear insecure and defensive, which could kick up their aggression. And you’ve had enough of their odious control issues, haven’t you? Be done with them, then brush off your hands like you just took out the garbage, which you did. Doesn’t it smell better in here, already? ❤️🔥—Y.B.D.